BRUISE HUNTERS on Film Festival Flix
BRUISE HUNTERS is currently available for online viewing at Film Festival Flix. It will only be up for a limited time, so check it out while you have the chance!
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BRUISE HUNTERS is currently available for online viewing at Film Festival Flix. It will only be up for a limited time, so check it out while you have the chance!
BRUISE HUNTERS won the Audience Award for the Romance block at the 2013 HollyShorts Film Festival! Plus, I had a great time hanging out at the festival with actor/writer Molly Leland and actor Matthew Jaeger. Thanks to everyone who voted for us, and congratulations to the whole cast and crew!
BRUISE HUNTERS, a comedy short I produced for my friend Molly Leland (who wrote and stars in the film) was accepted to the HollyShorts Film Festival. The festival takes place at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, and BRUISE HUNTERS screens on Saturday, August 17, 2013 at 11:30 AM. Tickets and more info available here.