BRUISE HUNTERS – Katherine Vondy

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Here’s a still from the packed house of Lost Moon Radio: MIX TAPE, which I directed in mid-August. Note the awesome ’90s fashion happening on stage:

(Thanks to the Westside Comedy Theater for taking pics!)

Shortly after that, BRUISE HUNTERS played as part of the Women With A Vision showcase at the Action On Film Festival. Here’s me and writer/actor Molly Leland at the screening (I’m on the right):

I’m pretty sure August 2014 was one of the busiest and most hectic months of my life. But, like, in a good way!

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS at AOF’s Women With A Vision https://katherinevondy.com/?p=203 Fri, 29 Aug 2014 05:37:53 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=203 The Action On Film International Film Festival chose to include BRUISE HUNTERS and writer/star Molly Leland in this year’s Women With A Vision screening! The event takes place tomorrow – Friday, August 29th – at the Krikorian Theater in Monrovia, CA. Tickets are available here!

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS at LA LIVE https://katherinevondy.com/?p=162 Sun, 17 Nov 2013 22:32:24 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=162 BRUISE HUNTERS screened on Wednesday, November 13, as the short preceding the Film Festival Flix presentation of THE HOLY LAND OF TYROL. Here’s the team at the Regal Theater at LA LIVE (Actor Matthew Jaeger, Actor/Writer Molly Leland, Director Julian Doan, and me!):

Thanks to everyone Film Festival Flix for putting together such a fun event!

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS at Bahamas International Film Festival https://katherinevondy.com/?p=156 Thu, 07 Nov 2013 19:50:44 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=156 For anyone planning to be in the Bahamas in early December (I wish that included me!), consider checking out BRUISE HUNTERS at the Bahamas International Film Festival on Friday, December 6, 2013 at 12:45 PM.

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS wins Film Festival Flix https://katherinevondy.com/?p=149 Sat, 02 Nov 2013 00:49:11 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=149 Exciting news: BRUISE HUNTERS won the Film Festival Flix competition for the month of November, which means that it will be screening in select theaters around the country before feature film THE HOLY LAND OF TYROL. The first stop is in Los Angeles, at the Regal LA Live Stadium on Wednesday, November 13th.

If you’re in LA, check it out! And if you aren’t in LA, but you are in Denver, Salt Lake City, Dubuque or Chicago, you’re also in luck – screenings are scheduled in your towns, too! Click on the “buy tickets” button here to see the full list of showtimes.

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS on Film Festival Flix https://katherinevondy.com/?p=132 Sat, 28 Sep 2013 18:51:40 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=132 BRUISE HUNTERS is currently available for online viewing at Film Festival Flix. It will only be up for a limited time, so check it out while you have the chance!

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS wins Audience Award https://katherinevondy.com/?p=104 Fri, 30 Aug 2013 16:14:22 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=104

BRUISE HUNTERS won the Audience Award for the Romance block at the 2013 HollyShorts Film Festival! Plus, I had a great time hanging out at the festival with actor/writer Molly Leland and actor Matthew Jaeger. Thanks to everyone who voted for us, and congratulations to the whole cast and crew!

]]> BRUISE HUNTERS at HollyShorts Film Festival https://katherinevondy.com/?p=42 Fri, 02 Aug 2013 01:54:50 +0000 http://katherinevondy.wordpress.com/?p=42 BRUISE HUNTERS, a comedy short I produced for my friend Molly Leland (who wrote and stars in the film) was accepted to the HollyShorts Film Festival. The festival takes place at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, and BRUISE HUNTERS screens on Saturday, August 17, 2013 at 11:30 AM. Tickets and more info available here.

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